JOKES for humans

The newly created flame thread is just for this purpose. And Joey, have you heard of the Chinese term Huan Xi Yuan Jia? Have you ever seen, two best friends who always argue and quarrel with each other every single day, but still have a good relationship with each other? That's because a friendship is more interesting when spice are added. More arguments and slightly offensive jokes does not mean insulting or disrespecting you.

and i thought girls were the ones that bicker alot. zzz

And I thought girls were the ones who could notice a flamewar coming.

most of the sick jokes i totally don't get. What's wif the sandwich and bird shotgun and peng wai's one. Omg your thinkings go beyond mine... Haiz at least I don't feel as grossed out as AZD...

To understand sick jokes you must be sick. nuff said

Nova wrote:To understand sick jokes you must be sick. nuff said

WELL-SAID! I like they way it's being intepreted. But it's true lah. haha.

@Murphy:
No not exactly a flamewar. But a cold war. Like you don't talk for days and ignore each other. That's what girls do when a cat-fight breaks out.

Cold Wars are pointless and end in nothing. Look at the Cold War from the mid-1940s to the early 1990s. It ended in seriously nothing =D

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what

he came up with.....



1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic

and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and

threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took

a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my

boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.

He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice

2 him but I don't know what he 1.

can someone continue the sick jokes?

sorry. I will. Cause I am on hols and am using the hotel computer. Everyone is looking at me... It feels uncomfortable and believe me, you won't want the people behind you to know you are reading a page of sick stuff. Hentai, I would call it. So.. I will only post them when no one is around. p.s. Yesterday, the hotel I was in did not have internet connection.

(My web that i find sick jokes has a SUPER BIG HEADING: SICK JOKES,PICTURES AND ALL)<<<wouldn't want ppl to see.

The joke is WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Fishball wrote:Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Here states to make one sentence.

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what

he came up with.....

Fishball wrote:1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.

This is ONE sentence already.

Fishball wrote:But the couple saw me, so I panic

and 4 down.

Second sentence.

Fishball wrote:The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.

Third sentence.

Fishball wrote:I ran until I fell 6 and threw up.

4th sentence

Fishball wrote:So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him.

p.s. There is a grammatical error here.5th sentence

Fishball wrote:Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him.

6th sentence.

Fishball wrote:10 God he run away.

7 th sentence.

Fishball wrote:10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.

8th sentence.

Fishball wrote:Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.

9th sentence.

Fishball wrote:He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.

10th sentence

Fishball wrote:He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down.

11th sentence

Fishball wrote: I don't understand.

12th sentence

Fishball wrote:I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

13th sentence


HELLO!!!!!!!!More than one sentence!!!!! There are 13 sentences. Open your eyes and LOOK.

HEY VALARIE GOOD OBSERVATION, HERE'S A CERTIFICATE(NO JOKE)

Was that sarcasm?

it is

Its SUPER SACASTIC. But I like it^^

so u like hitler?

stalin is more handsome.

he is fat

Hey! Everyone knows I'm not sarcastic!

Hitler > stalin in terms of appearance.

nuu Stalin > Hitler!

Uber pro and pwnsome guy.



Noob that's about to get owned.

Cute and awesome guy

Lol hitler's image is getting overrun by a boy =x

LOL. omg, hitler -.- hahahah. eh, what's wrong with the background seh! LOL