The Full Compilation for our Epic Three-Word-Story game is here... Get it at your local bookstores nao!
Let the story begin...
Mr Daniel Tan is a teacher who teaches us English and lit and always says my awesome toolkit is a special technique to use because it is useful for tests that we do for mr tan so that he can fail us so terribly that everyone in class will cry crazily until Mdm Liew comes to 204 and stops commotion and gives up therefore committing suicide then mr zainal becomes the principal and a totalitarian will take over Animal Farm Secondary teaching all animals the vicious cycle and how to control their power that was attained through dictatorship and total control over Mr Daniel Tan and jasmund toh and the SRR until we start to rebel against Jessie Liew with 70% alcohol spray until Mr Lee plays the trumpet to Mr Zainal into his ears spoiling his eardrums and he goes into Mr Lee's awesome maths textbook and had to solve quadratic equations and eat up simple algebraic fractions to fill up ZHENG DA's STOMACH and szb's intestines thus causing intense care in hospital which costs like thousand Singapore dollars however SZB is rich and willing to pay for his exorbitant bills as she is too freaking rich for a szb and a retard who cannot do dirty stuff on the table with paper and pens with GPW watching while also doing some unimaginable stuff and continues doing what rich girls always do secretly with their boyfriends by using some of her charming ub3r seductive forces to charm a ub3r pwnsome leetz0r that looks like AZD and then she did that thing which was forbidden on an island with many disgusting and perverted boys like some people but Mr Zainal flew to the island to defend his true love and peng wai from the evils of Peng Wai however but actually Mr Lee was using mathematical powers to solve algebraic crap in toilet ignoring his vice-chairman and his book cursing with voodoo nailing the genitals and passing motion with Mr Zainal whilst doing some retarded and censored forbidden wild act which makes people think very horny like Lin Rui who is horny and likes Desmond who is strong and has ten packs on his body which Lin Rui adore and admire and feels a long long thing that dispense soap and chocolate fudge and salted fries but KFC got kentucky fried chicken which owns all of Desmond's admirers as they are too fat to battle all-mighty choong who is so like Yew Hock but David Marshall lived in singapura and resigned chief-minister who had failed to be historical because of his very own stupidity thus leading to random debates like catching furry worms and naming them ulyssess just because some guy said that he swam in the pond but he survived and is living in the class eating and pooping anywhere in its pathetic little bottle and despo to turn mature into a moth or a afraid-of-tickle duck lyk zheng duck who is spastic and swings his arms whenever he is seduced-at-the waist by people of Mars who are crazy about some kangaroos in Australia as well as male's long things and cannon balls shooting tadpoles out which fuses with Elizabeth's eggs while mating with another female named ****** and the flowers which smells good and tastes nice just like chocolates and white precipitate in bio class where miss wong is disgusted by funny bubbly salivas and white precipitate like sticky soap during appsci class therefore condoms are very thin and easily broken by a simple pull during sexual intercourse which later AZD claims that is done with Zhongwei which is true! And later comes a son by elaine and joey which is irrelevant to the parents who are LTN and ZW respectively parents of AZD who later continues to be pissed by LTN's naughty and AZD's irritating complain to ZW who's driven crazy by LTN's son who is AZD's bad bad nephew and total replica of horny Stormcharger who is handsome but yet perverted spread his sickness to other people so they will immobilize the great Tower of Babel and throw it like a javelin into the sea where cthulu eat'ye little white husky swimming lyk dogs although they are pure bred dogs and are cute like murphy tan however but though dogs eat people and deyll take crazy people like google.com's google bots and strangle them till their deaths that's highly disgusting which turns people into ugly monsters that eat stuffs like mashed potato thus shitting potato which smells like mashed potato shit which also looks like mashed potato from 7-11 but zhong wei scooped the mash-potato-shit and swallowed it because it tastes extremely nice and however horribly disgusting it may look, it is t3h best mash potato made from shit and fat maggots from flies and smells like rotten mashed potato shit while drinking something that is yellow and partially white which is known as outdated milk and also mayonaise while making sandwitch wif mashed potato on top of someone in bed eating mashed potato and drinking mayonnaise while watching something sick and dirty like some newgrounds and perverted stuffs somewhere over the rainbow aka Tzu Ning or razorhairbooya with the exception of wilfred wilfred eats mashed potato and Ms Wong teaching chapter 14 making tzuning horny and pengwai orgasmic and valerie masturbate while cunnilingus-ing herself but joey said fellatio me instead and so they went to hotel to do pullups and sit ups and anal ins but so cramped that she cannot close her legs so the hotel sent a waiter to help out with the act but they were unable to do sit and reach but they can do blowjobs causing sore p**** due to over ejaculation and break ups thus causing the world to collapse but the martians saved it with their powerful crap while elaine lai shook her leg at joey tan He then blushed because in his body he feels very sexually aroused By Elaine's nails and her fluid then UFOs came to know what was happening in Earth which they peed aggresively on some anonymous guy picked his nose and thus causing ice lemon tea to taste weirdly lyk mashed potato and vanilla coke then the martians took off their mashed potato-iconed panties then plucked off the vegetables off but leaving balls at tennis courts with nothing but mashed potato shit not to forget that he ate some mashed potato tt is awesome like mashed potatoes that is like so disgusting, causing serious swine contamination and mashed potatoes which stinks till People Around faints mutate into some horrible chernobyl nightmare in america! and it scares the children in America! affecting their puberty where male changes like penis growth and many other sexual withdrawal symptoms like mashed potatoes being rubbed on mabu's handphoneS which looks lyk crap but wonderfully works with the picture of the penis as her wallpaper however she has a huge dick which is abnormal but doesn't count as a sexual toolkit unlike Mr-Tan hu has no sex hormones and facial hair in his pubic regions but he wins the highest power in top ranking in the mashed potato shit ranking in the high award winning title of mashed potato which doesn't require any help in killing the environment and harming Ulysses luckily Ulysses din't grew into adult and start disturbing and haunting 204 so it proves that Mabu is not related to Mabellyn and is officially a female however she goes hoping for ulysses and his hairy head, thinking it will love her care about her but then again she is ZOMGWTFBBQROFLROFLROFLMAOLOLMASHEDPOTATOISINTFUNNYANYMORELOLOLROTFLLOLthus ulysses decided to ditch her and look for someone who's sane with mashed potato and squashes the mashed potato shit? of mashed potatoes of the mashed picture of nova with mashed potato of the mashed potato city of sugar candy mountain and mashed potatoes that aren't nice with mashed potato and mashed potatoes utterly destroyed themselves using mashed potatoes and overwork death and something new like french fries and printer ink with no link and a blink of the eye which tears blood and french fries which tastes salty like all french fries with an extra serving of fries with the eyes beside tzu ning and macdonald's awesome french fries owns everyone's ass and their gas! especially from lactose and awesome fries that eat fries and produce fries by screwing szb and her boobs which aroused peng wai and zheng da fucked nobody because he cannot do it due to ungayness that is gay (does this even make sense!?) and said 'OMG!' szb is homo but mas selamat went to szb's house and made love to her in every part in front of ang zheng da who gets aroused by the things that he saw on elizabeth who is a girl that likes AZD like a duck like he is trying to do what he can't do in front into a hole of his love that can be transferred over tothe equation (√π)/(∞) which isn't understood by quantum scientists at all, because i invented it and thus caused the mega apocalypse ,whatever that is causing people to exploded brains off into negative infinity and into nowhere noticable by hamsters like mine that bites peoples' fingers and long things called fingers and legs and fries and my finger which is gone into the drain, never seen again until one day enlightenment bestows him and given chance to grow fingers on other parts like his hands and starts mutation lyk the xmen featured in cinema like that wolverine who has metallic angular tipotropic blades known as claws from marvel superheroes and my xbox featured in Art which sux lots and decomposes too and perished away into the rubbish full of maths and biology which pwns ms wong who loathes saliva and spits saliva into her bf's hands to show 73|-| P0\/\/4R 0|= the digestive system which lacks lactase because it has alot of protease which causes lactose to break up into atoms of tiny elements from inert gas radon from noble gases and also krypton which are unable to kill superman but left batman with broken bones as wif boners and all the female superheros around whistled at males which makes them faint in horror and in shock until someone started to kill them and tortured by storm's menancing stare and through someone's brainwashed brainy brain which looks like dissolved brain juice with cola flavour mixed with vanilla with heart float which makes it turn crimson red the colour of delicous creamy blood aka vampire's favourite so the vampire suck zhengda's blood turned into vampire as shown in suck elizabeth's blood and they became D-class vampires, however wore however F-cup that pwns Worldcup by wearing Z-cup which is huge for someone like Gaius Julius Caesar And zheng da who always make someone very satisfied and that someone is the someone of Merlion descent of true blue which is not true blue colour instead it is karoshi colour of karoshi delicious sushi who is karoshi-ly karoshi enough to eat french fries with epic karoshi-ness and also make karoshi-lovers and anti-karoshi but the karoshis fought against anti-karoshis in an epic war in Australia using karoshi-charged superweapons with kangaroos' assistance from "Karoshi" land and started a blooody sheep massacre and Desmond was sacrificed, thus causing lin rui's depression resulting in world-wide-depression because Desmond was now a karoshi who is ub3r in a wrong stormy way which is awesom3 and fail at the international stormcharger exhibition where storm gathers in a stormy stormless party where storm clouds roll menancingly over Australia in hazy colors like zhongweis that zhongweis fainted as zhongwei was mutating and became prototype-zhongwei who loves LTN still, lyk zhongwei who likes to stare at LTN with LTN-ic eyes onli from LTN which looks weird as Joey turned to a quacking-duckling which is cute however extremely spastic just like someone because it is his natural instinct to be like a tzuning-ass kicker and a do-spastic-actions-upon-zapped-person like cheater LTN who loves ZW with epic LTN-ness which ZW adores just like azd adores himself alot with his elizabeth nd all-mighty XMS and not forgetting Mr Daniel Tan who is pwnsome and very handsome which is totally out of world just like the kung fu panda from the movie kung fu panda which is hilarious and very chubby and totally adorable like kai earm WHO IS NOT a real gay and like EWW things like gore just like how happy tree friends is happy always even though dying of unknown cause but probably because of mind boggling causing exploded brains, zombies ate dem and passed them out as they have many fibre cuz theyre cyber bullied by storm from x-men sux where storm was owned by some ub3r karoshi pro that got owned by some n00bs owned by AZD owned by storm owned by Mabu owned by ME because Karoshi did got owned by Nova the leet hu is aminah and pwns Maria like a cat that is subjected to death sentence and painful castration and automatic circumcision causing very torturous rise of posts about animal abuse and overeactivesupermegaduper
TO BE CONTINUED~
Let the story begin...
Mr Daniel Tan is a teacher who teaches us English and lit and always says my awesome toolkit is a special technique to use because it is useful for tests that we do for mr tan so that he can fail us so terribly that everyone in class will cry crazily until Mdm Liew comes to 204 and stops commotion and gives up therefore committing suicide then mr zainal becomes the principal and a totalitarian will take over Animal Farm Secondary teaching all animals the vicious cycle and how to control their power that was attained through dictatorship and total control over Mr Daniel Tan and jasmund toh and the SRR until we start to rebel against Jessie Liew with 70% alcohol spray until Mr Lee plays the trumpet to Mr Zainal into his ears spoiling his eardrums and he goes into Mr Lee's awesome maths textbook and had to solve quadratic equations and eat up simple algebraic fractions to fill up ZHENG DA's STOMACH and szb's intestines thus causing intense care in hospital which costs like thousand Singapore dollars however SZB is rich and willing to pay for his exorbitant bills as she is too freaking rich for a szb and a retard who cannot do dirty stuff on the table with paper and pens with GPW watching while also doing some unimaginable stuff and continues doing what rich girls always do secretly with their boyfriends by using some of her charming ub3r seductive forces to charm a ub3r pwnsome leetz0r that looks like AZD and then she did that thing which was forbidden on an island with many disgusting and perverted boys like some people but Mr Zainal flew to the island to defend his true love and peng wai from the evils of Peng Wai however but actually Mr Lee was using mathematical powers to solve algebraic crap in toilet ignoring his vice-chairman and his book cursing with voodoo nailing the genitals and passing motion with Mr Zainal whilst doing some retarded and censored forbidden wild act which makes people think very horny like Lin Rui who is horny and likes Desmond who is strong and has ten packs on his body which Lin Rui adore and admire and feels a long long thing that dispense soap and chocolate fudge and salted fries but KFC got kentucky fried chicken which owns all of Desmond's admirers as they are too fat to battle all-mighty choong who is so like Yew Hock but David Marshall lived in singapura and resigned chief-minister who had failed to be historical because of his very own stupidity thus leading to random debates like catching furry worms and naming them ulyssess just because some guy said that he swam in the pond but he survived and is living in the class eating and pooping anywhere in its pathetic little bottle and despo to turn mature into a moth or a afraid-of-tickle duck lyk zheng duck who is spastic and swings his arms whenever he is seduced-at-the waist by people of Mars who are crazy about some kangaroos in Australia as well as male's long things and cannon balls shooting tadpoles out which fuses with Elizabeth's eggs while mating with another female named ****** and the flowers which smells good and tastes nice just like chocolates and white precipitate in bio class where miss wong is disgusted by funny bubbly salivas and white precipitate like sticky soap during appsci class therefore condoms are very thin and easily broken by a simple pull during sexual intercourse which later AZD claims that is done with Zhongwei which is true! And later comes a son by elaine and joey which is irrelevant to the parents who are LTN and ZW respectively parents of AZD who later continues to be pissed by LTN's naughty and AZD's irritating complain to ZW who's driven crazy by LTN's son who is AZD's bad bad nephew and total replica of horny Stormcharger who is handsome but yet perverted spread his sickness to other people so they will immobilize the great Tower of Babel and throw it like a javelin into the sea where cthulu eat'ye little white husky swimming lyk dogs although they are pure bred dogs and are cute like murphy tan however but though dogs eat people and deyll take crazy people like google.com's google bots and strangle them till their deaths that's highly disgusting which turns people into ugly monsters that eat stuffs like mashed potato thus shitting potato which smells like mashed potato shit which also looks like mashed potato from 7-11 but zhong wei scooped the mash-potato-shit and swallowed it because it tastes extremely nice and however horribly disgusting it may look, it is t3h best mash potato made from shit and fat maggots from flies and smells like rotten mashed potato shit while drinking something that is yellow and partially white which is known as outdated milk and also mayonaise while making sandwitch wif mashed potato on top of someone in bed eating mashed potato and drinking mayonnaise while watching something sick and dirty like some newgrounds and perverted stuffs somewhere over the rainbow aka Tzu Ning or razorhairbooya with the exception of wilfred wilfred eats mashed potato and Ms Wong teaching chapter 14 making tzuning horny and pengwai orgasmic and valerie masturbate while cunnilingus-ing herself but joey said fellatio me instead and so they went to hotel to do pullups and sit ups and anal ins but so cramped that she cannot close her legs so the hotel sent a waiter to help out with the act but they were unable to do sit and reach but they can do blowjobs causing sore p**** due to over ejaculation and break ups thus causing the world to collapse but the martians saved it with their powerful crap while elaine lai shook her leg at joey tan He then blushed because in his body he feels very sexually aroused By Elaine's nails and her fluid then UFOs came to know what was happening in Earth which they peed aggresively on some anonymous guy picked his nose and thus causing ice lemon tea to taste weirdly lyk mashed potato and vanilla coke then the martians took off their mashed potato-iconed panties then plucked off the vegetables off but leaving balls at tennis courts with nothing but mashed potato shit not to forget that he ate some mashed potato tt is awesome like mashed potatoes that is like so disgusting, causing serious swine contamination and mashed potatoes which stinks till People Around faints mutate into some horrible chernobyl nightmare in america! and it scares the children in America! affecting their puberty where male changes like penis growth and many other sexual withdrawal symptoms like mashed potatoes being rubbed on mabu's handphoneS which looks lyk crap but wonderfully works with the picture of the penis as her wallpaper however she has a huge dick which is abnormal but doesn't count as a sexual toolkit unlike Mr-Tan hu has no sex hormones and facial hair in his pubic regions but he wins the highest power in top ranking in the mashed potato shit ranking in the high award winning title of mashed potato which doesn't require any help in killing the environment and harming Ulysses luckily Ulysses din't grew into adult and start disturbing and haunting 204 so it proves that Mabu is not related to Mabellyn and is officially a female however she goes hoping for ulysses and his hairy head, thinking it will love her care about her but then again she is ZOMGWTFBBQROFLROFLROFLMAOLOLMASHEDPOTATOISINTFUNNYANYMORELOLOLROTFLLOLthus ulysses decided to ditch her and look for someone who's sane with mashed potato and squashes the mashed potato shit? of mashed potatoes of the mashed picture of nova with mashed potato of the mashed potato city of sugar candy mountain and mashed potatoes that aren't nice with mashed potato and mashed potatoes utterly destroyed themselves using mashed potatoes and overwork death and something new like french fries and printer ink with no link and a blink of the eye which tears blood and french fries which tastes salty like all french fries with an extra serving of fries with the eyes beside tzu ning and macdonald's awesome french fries owns everyone's ass and their gas! especially from lactose and awesome fries that eat fries and produce fries by screwing szb and her boobs which aroused peng wai and zheng da fucked nobody because he cannot do it due to ungayness that is gay (does this even make sense!?) and said 'OMG!' szb is homo but mas selamat went to szb's house and made love to her in every part in front of ang zheng da who gets aroused by the things that he saw on elizabeth who is a girl that likes AZD like a duck like he is trying to do what he can't do in front into a hole of his love that can be transferred over tothe equation (√π)/(∞) which isn't understood by quantum scientists at all, because i invented it and thus caused the mega apocalypse ,whatever that is causing people to exploded brains off into negative infinity and into nowhere noticable by hamsters like mine that bites peoples' fingers and long things called fingers and legs and fries and my finger which is gone into the drain, never seen again until one day enlightenment bestows him and given chance to grow fingers on other parts like his hands and starts mutation lyk the xmen featured in cinema like that wolverine who has metallic angular tipotropic blades known as claws from marvel superheroes and my xbox featured in Art which sux lots and decomposes too and perished away into the rubbish full of maths and biology which pwns ms wong who loathes saliva and spits saliva into her bf's hands to show 73|-| P0\/\/4R 0|= the digestive system which lacks lactase because it has alot of protease which causes lactose to break up into atoms of tiny elements from inert gas radon from noble gases and also krypton which are unable to kill superman but left batman with broken bones as wif boners and all the female superheros around whistled at males which makes them faint in horror and in shock until someone started to kill them and tortured by storm's menancing stare and through someone's brainwashed brainy brain which looks like dissolved brain juice with cola flavour mixed with vanilla with heart float which makes it turn crimson red the colour of delicous creamy blood aka vampire's favourite so the vampire suck zhengda's blood turned into vampire as shown in suck elizabeth's blood and they became D-class vampires, however wore however F-cup that pwns Worldcup by wearing Z-cup which is huge for someone like Gaius Julius Caesar And zheng da who always make someone very satisfied and that someone is the someone of Merlion descent of true blue which is not true blue colour instead it is karoshi colour of karoshi delicious sushi who is karoshi-ly karoshi enough to eat french fries with epic karoshi-ness and also make karoshi-lovers and anti-karoshi but the karoshis fought against anti-karoshis in an epic war in Australia using karoshi-charged superweapons with kangaroos' assistance from "Karoshi" land and started a blooody sheep massacre and Desmond was sacrificed, thus causing lin rui's depression resulting in world-wide-depression because Desmond was now a karoshi who is ub3r in a wrong stormy way which is awesom3 and fail at the international stormcharger exhibition where storm gathers in a stormy stormless party where storm clouds roll menancingly over Australia in hazy colors like zhongweis that zhongweis fainted as zhongwei was mutating and became prototype-zhongwei who loves LTN still, lyk zhongwei who likes to stare at LTN with LTN-ic eyes onli from LTN which looks weird as Joey turned to a quacking-duckling which is cute however extremely spastic just like someone because it is his natural instinct to be like a tzuning-ass kicker and a do-spastic-actions-upon-zapped-person like cheater LTN who loves ZW with epic LTN-ness which ZW adores just like azd adores himself alot with his elizabeth nd all-mighty XMS and not forgetting Mr Daniel Tan who is pwnsome and very handsome which is totally out of world just like the kung fu panda from the movie kung fu panda which is hilarious and very chubby and totally adorable like kai earm WHO IS NOT a real gay and like EWW things like gore just like how happy tree friends is happy always even though dying of unknown cause but probably because of mind boggling causing exploded brains, zombies ate dem and passed them out as they have many fibre cuz theyre cyber bullied by storm from x-men sux where storm was owned by some ub3r karoshi pro that got owned by some n00bs owned by AZD owned by storm owned by Mabu owned by ME because Karoshi did got owned by Nova the leet hu is aminah and pwns Maria like a cat that is subjected to death sentence and painful castration and automatic circumcision causing very torturous rise of posts about animal abuse and overeactivesupermegaduper
TO BE CONTINUED~
