JOKES for humans

Can't imagine how you all are going to fill this area up ><

OMG LOL! ROFLMAOWTF poor joey ;3

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@senbazuru: valerie u r dam freaking sick and perverted. post so much sick jokes at a time. walau eh, i suggest this to be banned. pw or murf do something abt it!

@AZD: FREAKING DUCK U R GOIN DIE ON MONDAY. u watch out. i will zap u to the ground, beat u to pieces, den chop up duck meat and sell to the duck rice seller. LOL

Hey 204,
expect to have more of joey's pictures

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cb if dis forum gets read by sum1 and ppl report to the police were dead u noe.

OT:unlike valerie i hate censorship

Mother had three daughters and, on their wedding, she tells each one to write back about their married life.

To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to use newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let the mother know how their love lives are going.

The first one gets married and the second day the letter arrives with a single message, simply: "MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE." Mother got the newspaper and checked the Maxwell House Coffee advertisement, and it says: "Satisfaction to the last drop..."

Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there was a message that reads: "ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES." So, the Mother looks at the Rothman's Mattressess ad, and it says: "FULL and, KING SIZE."

Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. After four weeks came the message: "BRITISH AIRWAYS." And mother looks into the British Airways ad, but this time she fainted straight away.

The ad reads: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

y will ppl report to the police?i dont get it
and hehe i dont get some of valerie's jokes, again.
i also dont get pw's one...
wad does it mean???? the THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS very funny meh?
ok i admit i damn slow and lag and gullible and..whatever lar..but pls tell mi wad it means!! :P:P thanks!^^

it means they had that thing three times everyday in the *toot* and *toot* part

AZD editted money note. and seriously at least put SPECIMEN

you know why nid put specimen or not? because it looks like a real note but joey is not yusof so doesn't matter

its still a bill. and ure not supposed to do anything to it. SINGAPURA

wad is the toot and toot by azd? can more specific or not?....
i seriously dont understand le..

effing azd. u like to edit my pics?
very funny isit?
evrytime oso disturb and tease me.
u tink evry joke u put on me i treat it as a real joke?
do u even noe how i feel?
imagine someone who has better IT skills than u.
evryday change ur picture and insulting u.
bring to sch to let the whole world know.
evryday call u names and tease u.
will u be happy?
srsly, WILL U BE HAPPY?
so do not show off your IT skills to evryone and worse still, on someone.
so what if u have better IT skills than me?
does it mean that u can pick on me as when u want to?
i treat u as friend, but do you treat as a real one?
do you noe a real friend nevers picks on u and insult you evryday?
bastard.

Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

AZD needs to get a life.
That wasnt a joke unfortunately. =D

sum1 nids to kiss her hair

this is a place for jokes not a quarrel between Joey and AZD. Quarrel on MSN all you like. Don't post here. It's such a waste of space.

n1 valerie